goofy descriptions
I'm having a blast writing descriptions for my new trunks. Each one is described as though it were indeed a travelling suitcase made of sapient pearwood. Each one has it's own name and unique character! The first listings I took it seriously and listed them as little works of art. Not a one sold. I knew the format was too dry but I was stuck in that.
This time I have some inspiration thanks to Terry Pratchett and it makes each little box have a personality that comes from it's colours. I don't even know exactly what I'm doing when I start, only what colour range Im' using and whether it's formal or casual, natural or urban, supernatural or mundane, and so on. From that then comes a character that becomes a personality. The last few were pretty much completed before the personality came along, but in fact as soon as I began to write the ideas came.
I'm going to paste them here, it's just so fun!
01 Bob.
This funky prototype is just a bit different and made out of parts originally intended to be thrown away. From the moment I fitted the lid to the base, his voice was born in my mind, and from it came his image. He demanded to be shimmery purple. He demanded the depths of the galaxy be painted inside and underneath him. Each of his travelling stickers is applied in the order of his journey, starting with the Serengeti where he entered our dimension and finishing in Paris where we met him and adopted him. So I simply followed the directions once the sanding and repairs were done, the lid and hinge were fitted, and his boots were installed. Bob comes to us out of Africa, he's dangerous, delightful, and holds other dimensions within.
02 Tickle Me Ernie Red like Elmo from Sesame Street, but painted to represent the Tickle Trunk of Mr. Dressup. Ernie Coombs invented this character and the trunk was also his, and how could I make a trunk without paying homage to Mr. Dressup? But it's not a perfect copy, so the name is adjusted. You can still call it your tickle trunk, though. You could keep all your barbie costumes in it! Like Bob, this trunk is also magical. Mr. Dressup never knew what he'd find each time he opened it, but unlike Bob, Tickle Me Ernie is quite benign and gentle. In fact, he needs tender care because he is too gentle to look after himself.
03 Cheetah
Cheetahs are fast and so is this little beauty. You won't need to check your baggage, he'll be waiting for you at the other end just outside security, having run overland and sea faster than your plane can fly. His camouflage pattern lets him cross any border with impunity and hide in the airport lounge until you arrive to see him sparkling up at you with his infectious smile. Please be warned, Cheetah has a very strong social streak and won't let you put anything in him that could bring harm to others. He's not much good for smuggling, for instance, unless you want to bring your own things abroad for yourself without all the red tape.
04 Lavender Leopard LL is another one of our discrete models. He'll keep your secrets, your underwear, and your discretion no matter what sort of security thugs you're forced to brave. You won't find him at the airport to greet you but he usually makes it to your hotel room by the next morning. We recommend you pack an overnight bag just in case he's a bit late. LL nevertheless will help you make the most of your hotel stay in foreign places with his capacious interior and clever understanding of your personal proclivities.
05 Elsa This box is so cool, it's practically Frozen! Whether you're trekking glaciers or pulling chilled margaritas from this sparkling beauty, she'll keep her cool all day. Rumour has it this trunk once served as hope chest to a northern snow queen who taught it the trick of keeping cool even in the hottest of deserts. Not for the rough and tumble of clumsy folks, this beauty can be a bit brittle and gets locked up tight if you're not courteous enough.
06 Agnes Agnes McPhail is a reserved sort. She's always on point. She closely guards your discretion. Agnes manages somehow to always be by your side without seeming to be in the way no matter how small the room. Just don't try to put your feet up on her. She hates dust and dirt and will launder any dirty clothes you give her. No matter what state you put them in, when you retrieve them from her, they'll be laundered, mended, and pressed. Agnes will not help you bypass customs and security as she is much too proper. She does offer all the standard body guard services of a regular travelling trunk. One warning of note, always refuse any offers of child care from Agnes. She is not rated nor recommended for nanny duty, no matter how attractive children may find her. Allowing her to be alone with your children will void any warranties. We shall hold no liabilty for the consequences.
07 Carmine Carmine is a high-maintenance kind of lady but the more you put into her, the more you'll get out of her. Nobody really knows the full scope of her talents but it's clear you'll enjoy discovering them. Carmine appreciates a regular polishing and is much more co-operative if you speak to her in a flattering tone. We do not offer returns or exchanges nor any compensation if you anger her so much she eats your belongings. We also are not held liable for any body parts you might lose if you choose to be confrontational with Carmine. Persons not able to handle this fiery spirit should consider a more docile model.
08 Bojangles Wherever you go on tour, this little star is all you'll need to haul all your most delicate instruments.This relaxed fit kind of trunk is best suited to carrying musical instruments and can fit even a full sized double bass if inserted correctly. Able to bypass or collect groupies at a command, he is also always ready with a full picnic basket including moonshine and cold chicken. While it is certainly possible to use this trunk for contraband, Be aware it may cause your trunk to become disoriented, forgetful, sloppy or confused. If this happens, it's recommended to find quiet lodgings for a few days as your trunk may be indisposed awhile. Fortunately, the damage is not permanent. While your belongings are guaranteed against harm, ill tuning can occur if the trunk has been so loaded. You might wish to check our Lovely Boxes section for your special treasures in this case.
This time I have some inspiration thanks to Terry Pratchett and it makes each little box have a personality that comes from it's colours. I don't even know exactly what I'm doing when I start, only what colour range Im' using and whether it's formal or casual, natural or urban, supernatural or mundane, and so on. From that then comes a character that becomes a personality. The last few were pretty much completed before the personality came along, but in fact as soon as I began to write the ideas came.
I'm going to paste them here, it's just so fun!
01 Bob.
This funky prototype is just a bit different and made out of parts originally intended to be thrown away. From the moment I fitted the lid to the base, his voice was born in my mind, and from it came his image. He demanded to be shimmery purple. He demanded the depths of the galaxy be painted inside and underneath him. Each of his travelling stickers is applied in the order of his journey, starting with the Serengeti where he entered our dimension and finishing in Paris where we met him and adopted him. So I simply followed the directions once the sanding and repairs were done, the lid and hinge were fitted, and his boots were installed. Bob comes to us out of Africa, he's dangerous, delightful, and holds other dimensions within.
02 Tickle Me Ernie Red like Elmo from Sesame Street, but painted to represent the Tickle Trunk of Mr. Dressup. Ernie Coombs invented this character and the trunk was also his, and how could I make a trunk without paying homage to Mr. Dressup? But it's not a perfect copy, so the name is adjusted. You can still call it your tickle trunk, though. You could keep all your barbie costumes in it! Like Bob, this trunk is also magical. Mr. Dressup never knew what he'd find each time he opened it, but unlike Bob, Tickle Me Ernie is quite benign and gentle. In fact, he needs tender care because he is too gentle to look after himself.
03 Cheetah
Cheetahs are fast and so is this little beauty. You won't need to check your baggage, he'll be waiting for you at the other end just outside security, having run overland and sea faster than your plane can fly. His camouflage pattern lets him cross any border with impunity and hide in the airport lounge until you arrive to see him sparkling up at you with his infectious smile. Please be warned, Cheetah has a very strong social streak and won't let you put anything in him that could bring harm to others. He's not much good for smuggling, for instance, unless you want to bring your own things abroad for yourself without all the red tape.
04 Lavender Leopard LL is another one of our discrete models. He'll keep your secrets, your underwear, and your discretion no matter what sort of security thugs you're forced to brave. You won't find him at the airport to greet you but he usually makes it to your hotel room by the next morning. We recommend you pack an overnight bag just in case he's a bit late. LL nevertheless will help you make the most of your hotel stay in foreign places with his capacious interior and clever understanding of your personal proclivities.
05 Elsa This box is so cool, it's practically Frozen! Whether you're trekking glaciers or pulling chilled margaritas from this sparkling beauty, she'll keep her cool all day. Rumour has it this trunk once served as hope chest to a northern snow queen who taught it the trick of keeping cool even in the hottest of deserts. Not for the rough and tumble of clumsy folks, this beauty can be a bit brittle and gets locked up tight if you're not courteous enough.
06 Agnes Agnes McPhail is a reserved sort. She's always on point. She closely guards your discretion. Agnes manages somehow to always be by your side without seeming to be in the way no matter how small the room. Just don't try to put your feet up on her. She hates dust and dirt and will launder any dirty clothes you give her. No matter what state you put them in, when you retrieve them from her, they'll be laundered, mended, and pressed. Agnes will not help you bypass customs and security as she is much too proper. She does offer all the standard body guard services of a regular travelling trunk. One warning of note, always refuse any offers of child care from Agnes. She is not rated nor recommended for nanny duty, no matter how attractive children may find her. Allowing her to be alone with your children will void any warranties. We shall hold no liabilty for the consequences.
07 Carmine Carmine is a high-maintenance kind of lady but the more you put into her, the more you'll get out of her. Nobody really knows the full scope of her talents but it's clear you'll enjoy discovering them. Carmine appreciates a regular polishing and is much more co-operative if you speak to her in a flattering tone. We do not offer returns or exchanges nor any compensation if you anger her so much she eats your belongings. We also are not held liable for any body parts you might lose if you choose to be confrontational with Carmine. Persons not able to handle this fiery spirit should consider a more docile model.
08 Bojangles Wherever you go on tour, this little star is all you'll need to haul all your most delicate instruments.This relaxed fit kind of trunk is best suited to carrying musical instruments and can fit even a full sized double bass if inserted correctly. Able to bypass or collect groupies at a command, he is also always ready with a full picnic basket including moonshine and cold chicken. While it is certainly possible to use this trunk for contraband, Be aware it may cause your trunk to become disoriented, forgetful, sloppy or confused. If this happens, it's recommended to find quiet lodgings for a few days as your trunk may be indisposed awhile. Fortunately, the damage is not permanent. While your belongings are guaranteed against harm, ill tuning can occur if the trunk has been so loaded. You might wish to check our Lovely Boxes section for your special treasures in this case.